Posted 22 hours ago

quazza:

sammysdimples:

mcchampionpants:

newpope:

piobrando:

this is my favorite family feud moment

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no one witnesses the fall of humanity more than him

I’m crying

steve harvey is the best host this show has ever had god blesst

Posted 4 days ago

blueeyeboyforever:

awildhyzyappears:

kids books, reimagined for 20-somethings

This made me sad

Posted 5 days ago

Plans for when I get my own place with someone I love

Wake up.
Have sex.
Make breakfast.
Have sex.
Go to work & wish I was home.
Come home.
Have a snack.
Have sex.
Watch tv.
Get distracted by sex.
Continue having sex.
Take a shower.
Have sex in the shower.
Cook dinner.
Have sex.
Go to sleep.
Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

nyc4nerds:

Squirtle gang!

Posted 1 week ago

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

Posted 1 week ago
kidamon:

lefrenchefamas:

LET ME GOI AM A MAJESTIC CREATUREI SHALL TROD ON YOUPUT ME DOWN, HUMAN 

Always reblog CORGIS!!!

kidamon:

lefrenchefamas:

LET ME GO
I AM A MAJESTIC CREATURE
I SHALL TROD ON YOU
PUT ME DOWN, HUMAN 

Always reblog CORGIS!!!

(Source: togifs)

Posted 2 weeks ago

sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?

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if only the titanic did that

Posted 2 weeks ago
theskieswillfall:

aegisaglow:

sik3rning:

Feeling down? here have some bouncy goats

kids these days

you did not

theskieswillfall:

aegisaglow:

sik3rning:

Feeling down? here have some bouncy goats

kids these days

you did not

Posted 2 weeks ago

Reblog if you’ve seen one of your followers naked

(Source: theweedteacher)

Posted 2 weeks ago

it8bit:

Custom Kirby Game Boy Color 

Created by OSKUNK

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Posted 2 weeks ago